Now that Mariah Yeater has made herself look like an awesome person by selling a story about 30 second unprotected bathroom sex with a minor, she has mysteriously dropped the paternity suit. I am SHOCKED. (Not really.)
This mess started with Mariah claiming Justin Bieber was the father of her 3 month old son. TV interviews and tabloid fodder ensued. Of course, the Biebs’ legal team threw a Yeah, Okay at this and informed her and her attorneys, who made asses of themselves on Dr. Drew, that not only will Justin take the test to prove he is not the father, he will sue her for tarnishing his name and image. Because going on a racist rant after a car accident, locking producers in closets and throwing water balloons at police officers are all honorable qualities.
Since then, Yeater’s lawyers quit her and she “quietly” dropped the suit last week. Rumor is the legal team found out she had previously claimed the baby’s father was her ex-boyfriend.
Wow. It’s amazing the level of dumb you reach when posting topless MySpace photos look like one of your better decisions.
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